Data: Spot? Here Spot.
Commander Riker, Have you seen Spot? He is missing from my quarters.
Riker: No, not lately. You might ask Dr. Crusher. She handled him after he tried to tear my face off.
Data: Thank you. I will check in Sickbay then.
Door opens, Screaming fangs, claws and fur dive at Data's chest.
Beverly: He's YOURS!!! Take him!!!!
Door closes and she starts a dermal regenerator on her arms.